Scamming makes you thirsty...
Yep nice...
Are you trying to lead me astray? What it's safe to go down there - with you?...
I wanted to ask you about a couple of things...
They're going to stick you to a board to advertise yourself? Hmm - do birds of prey do this pose?
That anti-aging cream seems to work - you look a lot younger...
Is that the flash or a bit of demonic possesion?
Clear off mum while I get these suckers - yep - you can have your new car once the money starts rolling in...
"Come into MuMs kitchen with me, I show my puppies for you..."
"All this is yours - once you give me that account number"
"Well you kept saying you wanted to see my beautiful pussy..."
"Do your glasses steam up when I move like this?"
"I bet you'd like to take me from behind - wouldn't you - why are
your undies on fire?"
"Yes after they got me off the rack - I was quite a bit longer"
"Luckily, nobody has installed a hidden camera behind the mirror
- so they'll never find out
about my secret russian eye rockets"
"It's an ancient Russian tradition - every year you let a dwarf
clean out your bottom hole -
this one behind me is called Ivanski"
"As you see - you're gonna have to buy me some boots really, before I can come to visit you."
"When the commander contacts me on my ear phone - my eyes always flash on and off like this."
"Now you've seen my pussy - pay the $100,000 or the elephant gets
it...
with the giant liquorice he's gonna sink in the river, no problem."
"If you get it in between them from there - you win...
but it's still $200 a go"
"We practive every night at these sucking pole stations -
I've never tried this technique out on a man - as my Mum says nobody
has come up with the right money yet"
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